Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.

Evangeline Anderson
Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and...
Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and...
Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and...
Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and...
About This Quote

In our culture, using a snake as a metaphor for a penis is a fairly common one. In the Philippines, however, this saying refers to an encounter between a man and his wife. The wife is offended by what she perceives as the husband’s inappropriate behavior, and she suggests he should keep his python in his pants.

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